Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with the goddess as we understood her, praying only for divine intervention to squash the humans' efforts to get in the way of achieving our goals.
Continued to take personal inventory and when the humans got in our way we promptly came up with new strategies to remind them as to who is in charge.
Put on an award winning show about making heartfelt amends to all beings who got in the way, except when it would require too much effort and cause us to hurl.
Since a) I don't do humble and b) I have no shortcomings, there was nothing for me to do, so I sat on top of the condo where I made eye contact with my female servant and hypnotized her into brushing me.
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Made a decision to turn our will and our nine lives over to the care of the great black cat goddess as we understood her.
Came to believe that a power bigger than ourselves could get in the way of us inhaling all of the lettuce.
Step One:
The Divine Ms. P: It seems a certain little grey furball has been stealing lettuce again. 
